Monday, January 31, 2011

Ovulation Scope Say Pregnancy

in the shop!

Look!

So, now my clothes are sorted in Immertreu (thank you) and always the same litter have also taken photos and posted on her blog: http://immertreuland.blogspot.com/2011/01/ein-paar-neue-ladenbilder.html

Have you found my stuff? * * Gibbel
you must look at two pictures by the way ...

Saturday, January 29, 2011

What Happens If You Wax After Showering?

Can rouse me someone?

Lollis and Unit

Phew, I must submit no later than Monday my paper (which ever before, I think it only on Friday) and can pull myself do not like that. I am the last but one, the turn comes and my theme overlaps with pretty much all before ... say, I will tell hardly anything new.
only bright spot: It's my last mandatory Unit in the study. * The light at the end of the tunnel * see Not that I would have to what papers can talk on the contrary, I can yes, but I would like to design the way I believe is right. * Sigh *

Well, but while I really should be diligent, even yesterday I used the opportunity and made Lolli photos and also set the first couple already.

Today is already all is gray outside - the 2 days of daylight and sunshine have done better than me!



Wednesday, January 26, 2011

How To Not Be Awkward Around Guys

news from paradise ...

... Thus Rutschky Catherine, on 25 1. become 70 years old in 2011 would be
called her collection of animal messages.
Here in this touching movies is to see what may await the right time at right place and have to do with the penetration of a closed surface.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Birthday Cakes Nerf Gun

Done!

Go for Immertreu!

Phew, I've gewerkelt the last two weeks diligently and nu is all done, the package is packed and my walk to the little things always good!


Saturday, January 22, 2011

How To Make Pitsburgh Penquin Birthday Cake

anniversary (II)

Feierei to anniversary gabs not, but a radio play from the beginning of my text .
Stefan Herzig of neukoellnstyle it has built as MP3 on my website .
Thank you very much! It started

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January Blues

Total Duisternis *

These photographs capture extremely up my January Blue mood: My bathroom window (or the top part of it), the crane before ' m "hole" and the crows on it. And the darkness at 11:30 noon. * Sigh *



The hole by the way after the snow break his back to work, so construction noise and floodlighting of 7 - 18h. In addition, the construction workers are now going to support the first floor and can comfortably look at me in the bathroom ...

* "Total Duisternis" is the Dutch version of "Total Eclipse" from Dance of the Vampires. Somehow fitting.


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

How Many Calories In Zankou

anniversary (I)

everything with a column that I my native IMSA wrote. That was in 2000. Since then, followed by many other articles and columns, the Berliner Zeitung published by me. The bottom line is, the category for which I write - usually a sticker or drawing is also reproduced by me in these texts. The text "A Beginning" of 19.1. 2011 is my 100th Publication in the features section of the Berliner Zeitung. A reason to celebrate!
My thanks go to his senior feature editor of the Berliner Zeitung for good and long lasting cooperation.
beginning
I hear demons

The old year had crept squawk like this, the new I perceived as sitting in slow motion in a bubble. A start like the flu, which has lashed somewhere in the body, symptoms only on one waits and hopes that they might finally break out clarifying.
I stood in a multi-cultural line that reached into the stairwell. The doctor's office was full. A skinny woman with facial trockenpflaumigem coughed. Nicotine patina was deposited on my neck, the man before me desks from eczema in addition to his nose, could stand no more and others had settled on the greasy steps. Wheezing, wheezing, rattling, Scabs everywhere.
I pulled my cap down over his forehead, shut down the earmuffs. Very slowly I approached the registration. I was the first time here. The receptionist was able to change my 50-euro note and not jammed him with a paper clip to the chip card, which was first read later. I wanted to protest, it could be four months I had been waiting for this appointment, Fuck the money. Once again, the frustrated voice of the assistant to the crowd inside: No more scheduling the waiting period is at least five hours
was here alone, breathing hard.. Great beginning.
The doctor, called me a pearl necklace worn over the sweater and was very small and very cold. What was my problem, it snapped a little too harsh for my taste. I opened his eyes, to suppress the approaching water and rummaged in my bag for the notebook in which I had written down my complaints. Sun to spool, I was able, even in acute lockjaw important information. In a trance I was doing this
The doctor stood up, circled around me several times and asked if I had cadaver fingers. Huh? White and waxy, she whispered. No, never!, I was startled. She glanced at my shoes and said loudly as their brand name. Satisfied with them? The best I ever had, I said, added a gift of C., I do in thought.
you knocked around with me and then filled out letters of referral. I just hope it's nothing life threatening, she encouraged me to leave and I got the address of another specialist. In fact, I could immediately make up for the afternoon the next meeting.
But before was the fear. A last cigarette. I was dizzy. I dragged myself to bed, closed her eyes. Why was it not dark? Whether the light was always spoken of, when it comes to an end? And what were those sounds? We are about heroes? I was bad. I crawled the phone and called as I have something bad, and I hear squawking demons. Demons? "She asked incredulously.
An Indian taxi driver told J. that demons are always present, though invisible. He wanted to sell a special camera through which you can see them. And I now see a demon - without a camera, I cried and that the demon had already taken hold at my desk, loud and quirky "Hallelujah" and to sing with his five little arms all they have. Although he mess up the Cohen song not as bad as we are heroes 2004 taz-party, but if it were me, the song was allowed anyway gecovert are only Jeff Buckley that surpasses even the original. Why the stupid heroes would have dared it, God knows, my friend R. was also quite shocked, I began to swear. And now even the Five-on my desk, I can not stand it.
as silent. You're crazy, then she laughed and that should I have myself just as quickly, going off, or else the appointment would be invalid. Shortly after, I stumbled out of the house. The specialist in the practice told me later, everything looked fine and how it should be. When I hopped on the road, a Gandhi being jumped by five arms in front of a lamp post around. The demon in my apartment! He now sang "creep", his version was somewhere between Radiohead and Damien Rice . That was the beginning.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Satin Heels With Jeans

small winter tour spinning Leipzig


yesterday invited the galleries on the site of the cotton spinning mill in Leipzig , for the first tour this year.










It was Johan Deumens , in the lower gallery space, large-format black-and-white photographs of Indian dwellings was by Hans Scholten. In the gallery, which was reached via a spiral staircase, was it sometimes so full that the ground seemed to sway.


There was immersed in a Swiss mountain world of Anett Frontzek , during which they their scholarship in the Villa Sträuli in Winterthur developed. Anett used for topographical maps, which she collected in Switzerland and subsequently processed in this way, and cut that only those recommended by the mountain rescue service ski routes remained. Thus, her work was a proposal to convert to white - in a self-made by the artist, Switzerland. The excised Remains of the cards they mounted again on new leaves. "Faked mountains," is the title of this three-dimensional acting on paper, two of which are on display.
also are original artists' books by artists of the gallery to see.
exhibition until 13 March 2011. The gallery is open Wednesday to Johan Deumens Saturday, 12pm to 17 clock and by appointment.

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To the sausage

went during my visit to the site of the spinning mill in Leipzig it as a priority to art, rather than the sausage, but then somehow, a little escape with the ICE, they may help. Because just changed so much and must be reconsidered and I lately anyway chuck as much crap, I could not believe me of a sausage. Incidentally, I've been a vegetarian for more than 25 years.



The sausages were grilled and Pilsner Urquell, probably one of the sponsors of the gallery tour, sprinkled.
Anett ate one too. by Anette.



My was not. When the mustard was from, I knew that I continue to refrain sausages, I still feel sick at the thought.





After all, no one can say that I have not tried it. He prefers the back of Veggieburger McDonalds for 1.10 €. Two go.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Previews During South Park Vhs

For the wolf

want with slight time delay with respect to the mirror image of the beautiful Wolf I present this little picture.
I have included it in my bathroom and it shows a card that my sister once sent me years ago, she had a BRAVO-crafted ad or something similar.
now I have wrapped the card, because you went to the sign of the times is not immune.
fits And still this incident that happened to me a few months ago while shopping in a grocery store on Kotti.

Even before I my purchases on the conveyor belt, put I saw that the seller was sitting at the register, the I already had two or three times served. They beamed at me from afar, slide happily back on her stool and forth and greeted me like an old friend. She pointed a finger at a pimple.
Oh jeh, is quite large, they sighed. .'s Hardly noticeable, I tried to calm her down and that they should sometimes prefer not to turn rumquetschen
Oh, I'm happy to, "she said, was fully under way: with nail scissors, files, tweezers, cutters, needles , all that could find them, her husband always try to take away their device and hide, but always, always, they would find a replacement because I am good in it, they rejoiced, pointing to a small pair of scissors on the paperwork from the Checkout peeked. My husband would most like to tie my hands behind his back, she added, sighing a little.
I sighed also. The checkout line had become quite long now, I have reaped evil looks because I was staying on the market. While not agreeing, but looked like this.
Holzzahnstöcherchen would also go well, she whispered to me nor, when she moved the goods across the scanner. I gave her money, took my leave with the words: bruising and not prick your pimples - and left. Whether I just had a fat pimple somewhere, they animated to initiate me into their skin treatment history, I do not remember.
The beauty of pimples that with them is not alone, sometimes it's quite good.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Yamaja Majestic For Sale

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A surprise came at the beginning of the Roesnerei who sent me a darling.